Fat Bastard – Grimdark Sci-Fi Monster
Take the joke, turn it into a daemonic heap, and this is what crawls onto the table. Fat Bastard by 3DArtGuy is an October 2026 grimdark-month monster: a walking gut with a cathedral mouth, spare heads, and a lower body that can spit a tentacle or swallow the evidence. Independent artist. Not a film prop. Not licensed, designed, or endorsed by the Austin Powers films or anyone who owns that name. Your opponent may forfeit. That is a feature.
Monster. Modular. 7 upper body options and 3 lower body options. Mix the head, the crest, the tongue, and the maw. Over 110mm tall. We print it in industrial PVC-like resin so the bulk survives the trip even if the other army does not.
Why Choose Our Resin Prints?
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Industrial-Grade Printing with High-Detail PVC-Like Resin – Maw, plates, and tentacles with virtually invisible layer lines
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Durable & Tough as Nails – High-detail PVC-like resin resists cracking, breaking, and drop damage
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Build options – 7 upper bodies, 3 lower bodies, mix and match
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Ready-to-Paint Out of the Box – Cleaned, cured, and support-stripped
Ideal For
- Grimdark sci-fi tables that need a centerpiece monster, not another infantry box
- Painters who like flesh, bile, and one loud silhouette
- Lists that want the other player to reconsider their life choices
Product Details & Specs
What's Included
- One 3D resin printed Fat Bastard in the print quality selected at checkout
- 7 upper body options (heads, carapace, tongues, crest claws)
- 3 lower body options (open maw, tentacle maw, tentacle maw with victim)
- Secure, protective packaging to ensure safe arrival
- Optional base (add-on available if needed)
Artist
Designed by 3DArtGuy – independent studio. October 2026 Grimdark Month release. Support the designer here:
Size
Heroic 28/32 mm monster. Models over 50 mm may be hollowed internally for print quality, reduced weight, and more affordable pricing. This kit is well over that line and is hollowed in the gut and limbs so you get the mass without a solid brick of resin.
Print Quality Options
Choose the perfect resolution for your needs with our high-resolution 3D resin print options. Layer height determines detail and finish: lower microns mean thinner layers for smoother surfaces and finer details, but longer print times and slightly reduced durability. Higher microns balance speed, strength, and cost while maintaining excellent quality for gameplay.
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Tabletop Quality (50 microns) – Ideal for durable, high-resolution 3D resin prints perfect for wargaming and RPGs. Offers sharp details, robust flexibility, and minimal visible layers—great for minis that see real table action without fragility.
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Display Quality (30 microns) – Premium option for ultra-fine, high-resolution 3D resin prints with superior smoothness and intricate details. Best for painting contests, dioramas, or shelf display where maximum visual impact matters most.
Note: Some models only list Tabletop quality due to design complexity or size, but we offer Display (30 microns) as a custom resin print option—contact us for availability and pricing on your order.
Key Specs
- Scale: 28/32 mm heroic monster
- Material: High-detail PVC-like resin printed on industrial-grade printers for minimal layer lines and resistance to cracking, breaking, and drop damage
- Finish: Unpainted, ready for priming and painting
- Item weight: 321 g
- Processing: We remove around 95% of supports during post-print cleanup, but some may remain to protect delicate parts during shipping or prevent model damage. Models will require sanding (for any minor marks), assembly (if multipart), and painting by the customer—use super glue for assembly (not plastic cement).
- Shipping: Worldwide from Salt Lake City, UT; tracking provided. Typical printing and processing time is 4 weeks (made to order; large kits may run on the long side of that window).
- Designer: 3DArtGuy
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Compatibility Note: This miniature is an independent artist creation. It is not designed, produced, endorsed, licensed, or affiliated with Games Workshop, Wizards of the Coast, Dungeons & Dragons, Trench Crusade, New Line Cinema, or any other third-party company. It is sold for personal, non-commercial use only and is fully compliant with applicable US copyright and trademark laws.
Pro Tip: One sick flesh tone for the bulk, a hotter color in the maw, and a single metal for the guns so the options still read as the same monster after you pick a head.
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Hand-printed with precision—print on demand from Salt Lake City. Seven faces. Three ways the bottom half says hello. Pick the one that makes the other player stand up.
